![]() They may come for me, Dogen, but they'll be expecting Raz, the boy. But here, I have a chance to be something. Razputin: Home? Back there I was just like you were, Dogen-punished by my own family for having powers I never asked for. You're so lucky, you get to go home soon. But in this dojo, in this psychic dojo, they make you a hero." Coach Oleander: Get that soldier a bunk!ĭogen: Wowee. Come to Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp, and you can show them all! Back home, your powers make you a loner, an outcast, a circus freak. Your mother was afraid of you, and your father looks at you with shame in his eyes. But the people around you treat it like a curse. ![]() Do you remember what you wrote on the inside of that pamphlet? "You were born with a special gift. Razputin Aquato: Those words are why I'm here, Coach Oleander. Razputin Aquato: What? But, don't you train Psychonauts here? Milla Vodello: Yes, darling, but- Razputin Aquato: To soar across the astral plane? To wage psychic warfare against the enemies of free thought? Coach Oleander: That is what I wrote on the front of the pamphlet. Razputin Aquato: I know! Isn't it great? Listen, why don't I just sit over here quietly with my fellow PSI cadets- Hey, how's it going? I like your hat! Sasha Nein: We need to have this young man taken from here immediately. Coach Oleander: Where do you think you're going? Sasha Nein: You've broken into a highly-classified, remote government training facility. ![]() I don't want to disrupt your briefing, Agent Oleander. Coach Oleander: Armored like a tank! Razputin Aquato: Sorry I'm late. Dogen: Please don't kill us, lake monster! Sasha Nein: Compelling. Milla Vodello: It's just a little boy! What's your name, darling? Coach Oleander: I'll find out! Coach Oleander: Can't. 'cept for that giant monster in the lake I was tellin' you about. Lili's right! You don't got nothin' to worry about. I've been coming here for years, and trust me-nothing ever happens. Coach Oleander: Well, if you're not a Psychonaut, you might as well be dead! Dogen: They told me this was a summer camp. Agent Milla Vodello: Children, you are not going to die. Dogen Boole: Waaaaaa! Agent Sasha Nein: Oh, Morry. You shall engage the enemy in his own mentality! You shall chase his dreams, you shall fight his demons, you shall live his nightmares! And those of you who fight well, you will find yourselves on the path to becoming international secret agents. Paranormal Paratroopers! Mental Marines who are about to ship out on the adventure of their lives! This (points to the brain diagram) is our beachhead! And this is your landing craft. From this day forward, you are all Psychic Soldiers. The wars of this modern age-The Psychic Age-are fought somewhere between these damp, curvaceous undulations. ![]() It is the ultimate battlefield-and, the ultimate weapon. Six hundred miles of synaptic fiber, five and a half ounces of cranial fluid, fifteen hundred grams of complex neural matter. Whispering Rock Coach Morceau Oleander: The human mind. Last Summer: I got to second base with Elka Doom. 5 years ago: “Whispering Rock” Psychic Summer Camp created to Nurture and train future Psychonauts. Last valley residents paid to leave by the Federal Government, who flood the crater to prevent further habitation. Houston Thorny commits suicide by leaping from tower. 60 years ago: More residents in asylum than in the town. 75 years ago: Houston Thorny builds his “Home for the Demented” to deal with the insanity epidemic. 99 years ago: First case of paranormal Hysteria diagnosed in Shaky Claim. 100 years ago: Prospectors and settlers take over the area, naming their boom town Shaky Claim. 200 years ago: Native inhabitants begin making Arrowheads out of the Psitanium which they call by the name ‘Whispering Rock’. History of Whispering Rock Psychic Summer Camp ĥ00 years ago: Enormous Psitanium bearing meteorite strikes the earth, leaving a giant crater.
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